Today, when I made mac and cheese for lunch? And it started to overboil the way it always does (I always put in too much water)? It’s possible that I yelled “Goddammit! Stop boiling over you mass produced macaroni motherfucker!” and then kicked my oven.
I think that, if nothing else, I should get points for alliteration.
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Thats generally my reaction if I’m starving. I don’t do well when I’m deprived of food.
Bravo for alliteration though – more than I would have mustered!
By Britt on 05.07.09 8:36 pm | Permalink
I had a similar situation this morning. I woke up with another friggin migraine. Well, I got to work and started looking for my cell in my bag…. and looking and feeling and looking. I couldn’t find it. Finally I grabbed the bag up like it was a person and said “Give me my phone!!” Luckily no one was around to see it… i finally found it after throwing the bag on the floor and waiting for about 30 minutes to go searching again…. LOL I think the inanimate objects are out to get us!!!
By Keri on 05.08.09 7:41 am | Permalink
Britt: Yes, I get cranky when I’m hungry as well!
Keri: Sometimes I’m convinced that gremlins live in my house and move stuff around when my back is turned.
By Erin on 05.11.09 4:17 pm | Permalink
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