Today I am forcing the roommate to leave the house and run errands with me.  I didn’t give him a choice about it, I just sort of accosted him as soon as he left the back bedroom (he was probably figuring he would just get up to use the bathroom and then go back to sleep, little did he know…) and told him “we’re running errands today and we are leaving in thirty minutes when my last load of laundry finishes, so take a shower and get ready.”

I figure I’ll pick up employment applications at both places we go (Target and WinCo) for him in a not so subtle (because so far today I am the picture of tact) “goddamn it, get a job!” gesture.

This afternoon could go well or it could be a complete disaster.  Wish me luck!