How the hell did that happen?!?
Today is Will’s and my (hang on, I have to do math) 42nd monthiversary. To celebrate we are going to go see Wall-E tomorrow. Will is trying to convince me that we should do a double feature and see that Angelina Jolie make the guy shoot the curvy bullet paths thing and I keep trying to remind him that the last time we did a double feature our asses ended up so sore we slept on our stomachs for weeks.
I love movies. Love. Movies. Love them so much that someday when I make my fortune I want to have a fully functional movie theater in my house (somebody! go buy me a lottery ticket!) but every time I think of watching two movies in one day, my butt cheeks do that weird phantom pain vibratey thing. As I do not own a hemorrhoid doughnut pillow, and am too young to carry one around with me in public, I am reluctant to commit to another double feature.
Of course it has been 42 months. That’s kind of a lot.
In related news, we’ve been trying to figure out a date for the wedding… but whenever we think of a date we follow it up with “of course it’s still too soon to pick a date.” This is partly because I want our new anniversary to be right (and not anywhere near our birthdays or in Winter) and partly because Will turns an “oh my god I agreed to make a commitment” shade of green whenever we start to talk about when the wedding should be.
I’m fairly certain we will have it in the PDX area… but that could change. Right now everyone is still very “do what you guys want!” and I’m fairly certain that will only hold until actual plans start being announced and then it will be “really? you want….that? okay-ay but do you know what would be so much better? You should totally do this instead.”
And how did I miss that this was an Olympics year? I know, I know, sports are important! Physical coordination should be celebrated! Blah blah. Can the Olympics please stay on the Sports channels this year? There are only a gazillion different ESPN’s, why do the Olympics have to pre-empt prime time television? They haven’t actually done it yet, but I am building up a good reserve of indignation because you know…look at the glorification of sports. When was the last time you saw “Monday Night Broadway?”
And with that picture in your head I’m off to clean up the dinner dishes.
